Sometimes I feel like

Did you want to live in that blue hue of the twilight movie or were you normal????

They say smell can trigger memories... well I’m wearing the perfume I used to wear out in college & I just keep thinking how much of a shit show I was

Apartment me: I don’t care about my neighbors I’ll say hi occasionally Home owner me: I hope our neighbors like us

When you’re not uneasy telling the door to door internet people your boyfriend/fiancé/husband/roommate isn’t home... you must be a man

Me waking up on September 1st

Friendly reminder to skip your monthly memberships

My new goal in life is to buy a house in Forks and make it a themed Twilight Airbnb!! Who wants to go in with me???? Also this tweet is copyrighted so one take my idea!!!

nobody: me: imma just buy it, i’ll make the money back

We’re gonna need it. Give if you can. Louisville Community Bail Fund - Action Network actionnetwork.org/fundraising/lo…

Feeling like #thrifttok cause I just found a 100% cashmere sweater for under 5 bucks!!!

WAGZHSHSJSHD

I hate when I make an appointment for a certain time show up early to do paper work and still end up sitting in the waiting room for 30 minutes... what’s the point of appointments like I just don’t get it

Me: “no one cares about your life why did you post this” Also me: “you guys will never guys what I got in the mail today!!”

Freak the state of Indiana I’d like to secede please