You are a bloody liar. Ahn ahn.

Found out the hole in my daughters heart has now completely closed today, She's 100% healthy 😭😭

drake is jealous of fireboy!

No let dem write book for you ooo. - Ayo Salako

I’m running out at the beginning, brother.

What are your plans for the poor people?

Fact: He traveled there for his cooking show & when they tried to block this one episode, he said he would pull his entire show from the network & this was the first time the world ever saw behind the walls in Gaza 2013

One fatal cultural flaw of ours is the collective inability to appreciate how politics at every level impacts on the most minute detail of your everyday personal life forever. E.g there’s an invisible yet straight line between your government and your height/dentition/genes, etc.

Kinda crazy seeing young women vs older women thing on twitter. Rihanna looked like this too. She has children and at a different point in her life. You one day will too, I hope people are kind to you as your body changes and you're older.

The gravity of bad governance isn’t obvious in things you can immediately see or measure. E.g the actual tragedy of kids not feeding properly today isn’t just stunted growth. It’s the consequences of stunted growth e.g self esteem, career/earning potential, dating options, etc.

Along the way somebody was gracious enough to take a chance on you because you had the right attitude even if you didn't have the skills to match. It's only right you extend the same grace to someone else.

I have accepted the fate that we are getting a PM Farage. 😭😭😭😭

This is how I thought working a corporate job would be like when I was a kid

umm....operation warp speed was under trump....you were probably too drunk to remember that

Feel like the Bible is quite explicit on this one

money for two local government area, your governor pikin don blow am for Bahamas. “omo see lifestyle” you say while fanning yourself with a hand fan, scrolling through IG

this is what public libraries look like in canada

Welcome back to Canada, President Barack Obama. Thank you for joining us in Toronto for important conversations on how we can build a better and more just future — and empower more people to build with us.

This ruined the Nigerian labour market. You work for years, earning a peanut salary and then get laid off or retire without any proper benefits.

“This version of motherhood is not available in your region”