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Emski

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Well behaved women rarely make history

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Evie Breese (@eviebreese) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Imagine being the cleaner having to scrub red wine off the walls inside No10 while banned from visiting your own family at Christmas

Hugh Grant (@hackedoffhugh) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dear World, You may be wondering what happens next in terms of the British constitution. The answer is that 3 newspaper owners - all of whom are non domiciled in the UK for tax purposes - get together and choose our next Prime Minister or “Poodle”. The Queen then anoints them.

Emski (@_distortedsmile) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Haven’t you been the Chancellor of the Exchequer for the last 2yrs hun? The state of our economy was literally your one job

Manchester’s Finest (@mcrfinest) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Banksy’s most iconic artworks brought to life in Manchester 🎈. We spotted Girl with Balloon and Kissing Coppers at Piccadilly Gardens this morning.

Wizarding World (@wizardingworld) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We are hugely saddened to hear of the passing of the magnificent Robbie Coltrane who played Hagrid with such kindness, heart and humour in the Harry Potter films. He was a wonderful actor, a friend to all and he will be deeply missed.

We are hugely saddened to hear of the passing of the magnificent Robbie Coltrane who played Hagrid with such kindness, heart and humour in the Harry Potter films. He was a wonderful actor, a friend to all and he will be deeply missed.
Phlegm Clandango (@cain_unable) 's Twitter Profile Photo

-"Are you up to much tomorrow night?" -"No, just sitting at home with the lights off, drinking whisky, eating haribo & shouting "Fuck off!" at anyone who dares ring the doorbell." -"Oh I know, I hate halloween too!" -"It's halloween?"

Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Matt Hancock warned that the Australian jungle can be ‘an exceptionally dangerous place’ - second only to British care homes in 2020.

Nadine Batchelor-Hunt (@nadinebh_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

More people voted for Matt Hancock to do the bushtucker trial tonight than voted for Rishi Sunak to be prime minister We live in a completely normal country

NHS Nurses (@socialistnhs) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Rishi Sunak is working on tough new anti-strike laws If you will do everything you can to stand against this please reply with a ✊ Let's send this Government a message! #RightToStrike

Charlotte Church (@charlottechurch) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Also Jeremy Clarkson, wow that poor bastard needs so much therapy. All I can suggest is that he undertake some form of the hero's journey and come back to the village ever changed or do civilization a favour and fuck off from public life.

GMP Tactical Dog Unit (@gmpdogs) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I am sure you would want to wish PD Crank a long and happy retirement 🐾. PD Crank began his career in 2017 until the present day, initially serving with PC Mark and then PC Tom. Crank has served with distinction and now it’s time to put his paws up🐾🐾 at PC Toms .

I am sure you would want to wish PD Crank a long and happy retirement 🐾.
PD Crank began his career in 2017 until the present day, initially serving with PC Mark and then PC Tom.
Crank has served with distinction and now it’s time to put his paws up🐾🐾 at PC Toms .