Absolutely sickening that they allowed a man named Sting to become famous.

Been using AI to generate fantasy images of my birthday dinner…

I know I am super fun to be around. As much as I like hearing myself talk… I am sure others enjoy it more.

Rick Caruso hated The Last Jedi.

IF YOU ARE IN LINE TO SIT ON SANTAS LAP DO NOT GET OUT OF LINE

Danny

This is every dude in Ground Game LA.

Which one of these new smart toilets plays a “dejected sigh” sound?

So long to a DC legend. Signs on the doors say the only publicly accessible Burger King in the District (and likely the only one in the world with 80s movie decor) has closed permanently. (4422 Connecticut Ave.)

.NyQuil & DayQuil I would really like a gel-cap pill that is coated in that pure-black paint that captures all light. Like a NyQuil Ultimate.

Garlic is savory vanilla

After a trip, I like to think my devices are relieved to be on the home wifi.

LET'S DO THIS!!!!!!!!!

which one is “BBQ Sauce hat” ?

In the Fraiser reboot, there’s lots of “Fraiser Crane/Ukraine” jokes.

*me hearing any song with a beat* : is this hotline bling?

For more than a decade, the all-white judges of a Louisiana appellate court ignored thousands of petitions filed by prisoners, most of them Black, who claimed they had been wrongly convicted. Efforts to expose the injustice went unheard. (THREAD) propublica.org/article/louisi…

#BackToSchool Day is here! 🏫 Stay safe by using crosswalks, obeying signals, and following traffic rules if you're walking or biking. Drivers, remember to slow down in school zones, stop for school buses, and avoid distractions. #LADOT

Isn’t it weird how my behavior is always excusable and nuanced, but everyone else’s is just plain wrong?

If you’re a Democrat, you could take solace in that this election pretty much cleans out the stable. The figures who have dominated the party: the Clintons, Pelosi, the Obama, Biden, even the Kennedys…all gone. They can start over.