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Danielle Ames

@_danielleames_

šŸ‘‰šŸ¼Writes the newsletter Not Enough Middle Fingers: It's the love child of Nat Geo🦩 + Sex & The CityšŸ’…šŸ¼ You should probably subscribe bit.ly/2Qx0bXt

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open.substack.com/pub/notenoughm… Me in therapy: Everyone I knew is getting married Logistically speaking there is no way they've all genuinely met the person they actually want to spend the rest of their lives with, and I can’t even find someone I'm willing to tolerate for a second

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ā€œBusiness lesson number one: Nobody wants a Christmas tree in July.Ā  On a typical night out, our girl group gets its fair share of male attention. While we are indeed strong independent women with sparkling personalities and even sparklier intellects, the male gaze is mainly

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Michaelandellaopoly is a board game you made for your ex when you first started dating It’s a spin-off of Monopoly, but all the places and cards are inside jokes and your favorite spots The board game might have been cute if that’s where things ended bit.ly/3P3nH9W

Michaelandellaopoly is a board game you made for your ex when you first started dating

It’s a spin-off of Monopoly, but all the places and cards are inside jokes and your favorite spots

The board game might have been cute if that’s where things ended bit.ly/3P3nH9W
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ā€œAfter all, we are still, as we always have been, half the world. Which begs the question: if we share this world in equal numbers, why aren’t we valued equally? Because our current global economic system is failing women." -Anne Hathaway on #InternationalWomensDay

ā€œAfter all, we are still, as we always have been, half the world. Which begs the question: if we share this world in equal numbers, why aren’t we valued equally? 

Because our current global economic system is failing women."

-Anne Hathaway on #InternationalWomensDay
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ā€œI got a glimpse of myself post-retirement sitting at the slots until 4am with a visor, bloodshot eyes, and an XL refillable drinks cup of quarters. Swiping. Mostly left.Ā  Convinced thatĀ this next swipe, surely, would be the one.ā€ notenoughmiddlefingers.substack.com/p/the-lunch-sh…

ā€œI got a glimpse of myself post-retirement sitting at the slots until 4am with a visor, bloodshot eyes, and an XL refillable drinks cup of quarters. 

Swiping. Mostly left.Ā 

Convinced thatĀ this next swipe, surely, would be the one.ā€

notenoughmiddlefingers.substack.com/p/the-lunch-sh…
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ā€œNot only am I in band, but I’m also funny, creative, and willing to try everythingā€ šŸ‘†šŸ¼14-year-old me trying to find out why she’s still single open.substack.com/pub/notenoughm…

ā€œNot only am I in band, but I’m also funny, creative, and willing to try everythingā€

šŸ‘†šŸ¼14-year-old me trying to find out why she’s still single 

open.substack.com/pub/notenoughm…
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ā€œAsk him when to use the subjunctive. As long as you laugh and apologize every time you open your mouth, he’ll find your mistakes endearing But don’t worry, if you’ve been socialized as a woman, laughing and apologizing profusely will come easy to youā€ notenoughmiddlefingers.substack.com/p/the-patriarc…

ā€œAsk him when to use the subjunctive. As long as you laugh and apologize every time you open your mouth, he’ll find your mistakes endearing

But don’t worry, if you’ve been socialized as a woman, laughing and apologizing profusely will come easy to youā€

notenoughmiddlefingers.substack.com/p/the-patriarc…
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ā€œIn arts school playing tuba as a girl gave you cool points. In high school, it turns out, those cool points were nontransferable. But this was a concept I hadn’t yet grasped.ā€ bit.ly/4bfscqD

ā€œIn arts school playing tuba as a girl gave you cool points. 

In high school, it turns out, those cool points were nontransferable.

But this was a concept I hadn’t yet grasped.ā€

bit.ly/4bfscqD
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On date nights I now eat two meals: my usual 7pm dinner to keep me from murdering someone or ending the relationship and dinner with my boyfriend in the restaurant at 11:30pm The boyfriend is Argentine and finds it very amusing that I eat dinner at 7pm notenoughmiddlefingers.substack.com

On date nights I now eat two meals:

my usual 7pm dinner to keep me from murdering someone or ending the relationship

and dinner with my boyfriend in the restaurant at 11:30pm

The boyfriend is Argentine and finds it very amusing that I eat dinner at 7pm

notenoughmiddlefingers.substack.com
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My parents were high school sweethearts, so I asked my mom if she regretted getting married so young She goes: ā€œYour dad’s a really good kisser!ā€ I cut her off when she started telling me how his lips were like little pillows bit.ly/4aJNM6c

My parents were high school sweethearts, so I asked my mom if she regretted getting married so young

She goes: ā€œYour dad’s a really good kisser!ā€ 

I cut her off when she started telling me how his lips were like little pillows
 
bit.ly/4aJNM6c
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El Cruce: What it’s like running Patagonia’s 100km mountain ultramarathon šŸƒā€ā™€ļø Danielle Ames buenosairesherald.com/what-to-do-in-…

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Flybondi among world’s worst for delayed and canceled flights With little warning or response from the low-cost airline, 12,000 passengers were left high and dry over the weekend āœļø Danielle Ames buenosairesherald.com/business/infra…

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šŸ’„The Herald and Mothers of Plaza de Mayo to share their archives with the public A special event on March 22 at Casa Nuestros Hijos will also feature a round table on journalism and human rights in Argentina buenosairesherald.com/human-rights/t…