@_CharlesBarkley
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calendar_today19-02-2010 02:29:22
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Now we have all the power in the Universe? What should we do now...Jesus? What's first on the agenda?
*starts to come to* ......what....I feel...I FEEL POWER. SUCH POWER!!!!!!!
Bill Cosby! Can it...is it...is it really you? What an honor to be in your presence!! *kneels in front of Bill Cosby*
Our foes are defeated, Jesus, and we stand victorious....but hmm....what do we do now? Where is the power?
Think again, knucklehead!!!!!!!
I am here to cleanse you in the name of the NBA. Jesus and I are now ONE...this should have happened long ago!
Take this, ya rag timin' punk!
Oh, that's it! I'm about to lay you out, you ugly fool! Jesus! Bless ma' basketballs!
Oh, I didn't mean it like that, little man. Sorry.
Ach! My Barkleymobile is a bonafide wreck... Jesus!
Ugh, I can't shake 'em!!
I ain't seen anything this glorious since 'Barkley: Shut Up and Jam!' for the Super Nintendo.
Of course, sir! *Charles goes outside and fires up the engine. The rest of the team goes and jumps into the car* AWAAAAAYY!!!!!!!
Indeed....wait, Robocop...can you use your powerful computer-brain to decipher this clue? Maybe there's a hidden message.
But what does it mean, Gandalf?!
Aw yeah! Time to SHUT UP AND DIE, Dracula! *launches the holy basketballs at Dracula's head*
Jesus, quick! Bless these basketballs....I will launch them at Dracula and destroy him!
What is it Jesus? What do you see?