Once upon a time I sold books. But that was a long time ago in a land far, far away. Island Dogs, a novel about misfits in a Caribbean bar. amazon.com/Island-Dogs-B-…

I'm trying to get there Keanu, but I never expected so many adults to be so easily convinced that 1+1=5.

That's exactly how my books feel. Books that have no readers. The Reporter, a novel by BM Simpson amazon.com/REPORTER-B-M-S…

Irony: Education used to be the answer of "How do you fix stupid?" In 2025, higher education is literally how one becomes more stupid. Covid-19 came from a lab. The VAX was a money making scheme. Big Pharma made billions, if not trillions from the man made pandemic.

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An Island Dog if there ever was one. amazon.com/Island-Dogs-B-…

Pretty much sums it up. amazon.com/Island-Dogs-B-…

Bella Vita, a novel by BM Simpson amazon.com/Bella-Vita-Isl…

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If you old enough to remember the show, just thing of Cheers, Caribbean style. Enjoy a cast of characters that you'll not soon forget. amazon.com/Saint-Martin-K…

The Dream I had a dream last night. What was it about? You owned a cardboard box factory. And? And nothing. You owned a cardboard box factory. I don’t understand. I mean, what is it supposed to mean? It meant that there was a cardboard box factory, and you owned it.

I needed to hear this today 🙏😊

The battle continues. First I say that I should lose a few pounds. Then I say, Ooo, cherry fritters.

In the age of AI: Got a junk mail tonight that said, "Exotic Ukranian Woman." My thought process in 2025? Probably not Ukrainian. Might not be women. Possibly not even real people.

The Caribbean version of the show Cheers. amazon.com/Saint-Martin-K…

Calling all authors and writers! I'm following back everyone in the community ❤ Drop your books, blogs, or projects below, and I'll gladly retweet. Let's support each other! #NewYear2025 #WritingCommunity #Books #Poems #Authors #Writers #ShamelessSelfPromo #SundayFunday

There it is in a nutshell.