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Hatuuzi kaimati. 🙏

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

Millennials sasa waanze jokes zao za Stella kurudi Kenya 💀

Alarm ya Monday ndio hio iko karibu kulia. Yikes

Courts that don’t follow the cause list and we have to keep guessing ataitana wapi next Then upate cause list yenyewe iko na sevendi faiv matters

Going to Microsoft offices today to pitch a new app idea. Exactly like Microsoft Teams but you can send a link to your opps anonymously and if they click it, they cant leave and you get a chance to yell at them for 5 minutes straight. Calling it, "Microsoft Enemies." Wish me luck

this is how i use my hard earned money 🤣🤣

You could live your entire life thinking kibandas are for students and blue collar dudes until you become a Westlands/Upperhill regular and realise "kwa mathee" is for wakilis and suit & tie tech bros

If I got hit by a car and I survived, I would be completely ungovernable. "Hii ni ngapi?" "500." "500?! Unajua last year kuna gari ilipita na mimi town lakini hata huyo dereva hakunigonga vile wewe unajaribu kunigonga saa hizi." 😂😂

Y'all don't listen to Aus Nyamombasa by Watendawili like I do

Huge fan of asking people silly questions. "Wewe ungekuwa matumbo ungekubali ngoja ngoja ikuumize?"

I appreciate the rich discussions that I have had with residents of Kwale County on many issues. They include on how to reset the country to the rule of law and curtail corruption. Engaging with youth on Friday was particularly insightful. I heard from them of their desire for

One day we will win so big that these losses wont even matter fr

Someone whose parents are both Ugandan.

me as a lover

so allegedly a girl from Maryhill Girls High School was run over by the school bus and other girls injured trying to help her and theyre trying to keep it under wraps. that school is such an abomination

oh to be young, gifted and black, indeed✨ 29.05.2025

Thank you KISUMU!