A Ryanair Flight Attendant was fired today. Well, when I say fired, they tried, but his departure was delayed 4 times before being cancelled 5 minutes before he was supposed to go. We'll see you tomorrow then Nigel.

Pedants Corner but... the report needs correcting. You cannot have a 7-armed octopus. It would now be a heptapus, or if you're latin, septapus.

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First to arrive for local Italian breakfast meet… am I doing it right?

…& then the Silver Kraut rescued the Italian.

Wrtten by a bouncer at a nightclub, so well written and funny, have to share: 🤣😀 If the doorman asks you for ID don't roll your eyes, tut, sigh, laugh or say "really?", especially when you've just turned 19 and fresh out of your GCSEs. The smoking area is outside, it has

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Christmas film essentials: National Lampoons Christmas Vacation Love Actually Scrooge, 1951 with Alastair Sim (the film & him in the “you boy!” memes.) It’s A Wonderful Life Miracle on 34th St (1947 original) It Happened on 5th Avenue (another 1947 film,trust me, it’s the best)

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A chilled grey Sunday morning, enhanced by BBC Radio 6 Music celebrating 60 yrs of Rubber Soul, playing tracks. As Beatles albums go, it gets over shadowed by Abbey Road, Sgt Peppers but is a turning point, with some of their best work by miles. Harrison said it was his favourite album.

And as George Harrison said it was his favourite Beatles album, let's have this track from it, his only credited song on it. Melancholic bittersweetness. youtu.be/Kt5OoWr4v1k?si…

That's a lot of middle names

Well done Lando Norris You ran it too close for comfort but you did the job. Huzzah!

In #F1 today a half-Belgian driver became the new world champion, succeeding the previous half-Belgian world champion.

Charlie's Bar in Enniskillen have released their 2025 Christmas Ad. The bar shot to fame in 2023 for their low budget film following an elderly man’s lonely walk through town before finding company in the pub. 6 mill people saw the 2023 clip.This year's ad is focusing on carers.

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