I can’t stop laughing at this

actual tears are running down my face twitter.com/ComedyBloke/st…

Wait til the end twitter.com/HEADLESSGANG/s…

When a baby hands u a toy and u have no idea what it does

Update:
- units OS have located the man
- he was not carrying a gun, it was...a banana
51 Division #GO950233 ^adc

Making abortion illegal does not prevent abortion. It kills women.

Bill Nye cussing out all the children he thought he raised right 😂

Nobody:

Guys with the new Snapchat filter:

This new filter got you females hating on us

My boyfriend tries to sabotage every Instagram story

This is so sad

EXPLOSION:
Gerrard St + Pape Av
-In the middle of the intersection
-Underground explosion
-Appears to be in manhole
-Cover has blown off
-No injuries reported
#GO744525
^dh

A man that called 911 and claimed that he was stranded on the Scarborough Bluffs was taken into custody on Friday morning after allegedly trying to steal a fire truck that responded to the scene, police say

UNKNOWN TROUBLE:
Scarborough Bluffs
**8:18 am**
-Man trapped on bluffs
-Treacherous conditions
-3 tiered response
-Crews o/s
-Man was not stuck on bluffs
-Tried to steal fire truck
-1 man in custody
#GO705736
43 Division
^dh

My niece loves some BEYONCÉ

You guys my heart can't 😭😂

This is beyond funny and adorable.

'The life of a threenager' via Willie Mack

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Wild night last night.