That one friend that keep flirting w my crush

Kuna morio wangu alifanya law and his first client was sentence to death😂😭

When you find someone who is a mix between deep thinker and weird and easily shifts from brain rot jokes to deep talks

When I tell you “Sisi ni marafiki wa kuzikana” just know if you are ever Rao in the equation I am your Orengo. Nobody will ever talk shit about you in my presence as long as I’m living.

lmfao chris brown just had a sold-out stadium world tour. tyler will be more than fine 🤣

The desperate and shameless attempt to turn Baba's send-off into Ruto's reelection campaign has failed miserably

She slept w him

Now, the universe is abundant in honouring requests. I hope it makes it quick.

My first Aid box 😤

I was in a job interview the manager handed me his laptop and said.. " I want you to try and sell this to me."" So I put it in my bag and walked out of the building and went home. Eventually he called me and said "Bring it back here right now!!" I said "it is 30k."

Nwaeze Oyibo 🦉 You always say vile things about people's partners. Every time someone post their person. You always have evil things to say about them. This goes a long way to show how vacuous you are. You need to work on yourself.

This is terrible behaviour. You're too old for this.

Nwaeze Oyibo 🦉 Evidence na water 💦🤣😂😂

Nwaeze Oyibo 🦉 Oh!!! Everything is beginning to make sense.

Mr Telvin | Cake Artist 🍰 I know Princess Eve and she's nothing the haters are painting her to be. You have got a Queen and more, don't let the evil ones have their way. Btw, I told her you guys look alike alot 😂

Nwaeze Oyibo 🦉 Someone fucked ur mother before your father but he didn’t abort mission and still went ahead to marry her and impregnate her to birth a fool like you.. A lowlife kiss and tell nigga😹😹 Na ur papa disvirgin your mama???

A fool sees another man's downfall as a topic of discussion. A wise man sees it as a warning to himself. Every fallen man carries a lesson about lust, greed, pride or laziness

People don't understand that it's already law... and guys are being mapped out as we tweet

Sijai experience anything like this since I was born and I will be turning forty this month.

I actually want them to do it.. Or try