hearing business owners refer to their own employees as "the illegals" is pretty fuckin sick man yeah if you need me i'm taking 4 days worth of tramadol catch you on the flip

with any bit of luck I'll stroke out on the factory floor tonight and get sunday and monday off

things get bad and then they get worse and then they get worse and then they get worse and then they get worse and then they get worse and then they get worse and then they get worse and then they get worse and then they get worse and then they get worse and then they get worse a

songs written by suicidal white boys recorded on cell phones in bedrooms

tonight's as good a night as any to stop missing cigarettes

it's awesome working 12 hr swing shift in the winter. in october you're like lowkey suicidal and by january you're hoping that car to your left blows the red light while you're in the intersection

gonna start sneaking a gopro into work because i'm due for a massive crashout. it'd be nice to have first person footage to show my friends/hit some vod review

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if the good lord above didn't want me driving after 64oz of beer entered my system, well then she shouldn't have created the optimal alcohol delivery system (ice cold 32oz mugs filled with your choice of mexican beer on tap) and then placed it such a short drive away