The older I get, NO.

when you leave things for tomorrow and tomorrow arrives

Someone: where did all your money go me:

“yeah no” is my favorite combo fr

why is this so real😭😭😭

My body is a temple. Ancient, crumbling, cursed and probably haunted.

i'm addicted to bad posture omggg why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school

Before the Internet, we believed villages only had one idiot. Boy, were we wrong 🤣

i keep subtitles on bc sometimes i just be snackin too loud

i love twitter because you see someone losing their mind and you’re just like “omg me tooooo!” *retweet*

being a reader and an adult with a full-time job is hard

I just wanna go sit by the water

kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me

going thru shit alone really builds you

No matter how old I get in this world, Canadian water bombers and their crews will never stop amazing me.

I can’t hide irritation to save my life fr.

normalize having a threatening aura but really just being a sweetheart

everyone’s collectively tired right?? RIGHTTTT?!