Legitimately one of the funniest memes that's come out of this election

If people wanna fuck in fur suits, just let them.

This should be me. Dancing in a bikini. No recession. Working in a coffee shop and still making rent.

I am!!!! So sleepy!!!!!!!

I would not let shinji smash but he could suck a tittie I guess.

I’m really nice and loving to MIDIR until I get home. Then I’m this guy.

relatively confident that Robert Eggers' Nosferatu has more writhing sweatily in bed than any other movie ever made (complimentary)

Orville Peck is saving my road-trip with my parents by providing country music for the gays; theys; queers and steers.

Nearly dumped dad out of his wheelchair and now I’m not allowed to roll with him. :(

I have a problem.

Thinking about packing up the apartment? How about I just kms instead?

xXx.Meat.Mommy.xXx Noooo don’t kys you’re so sexy aha

Yeah…. I might be fat as fuck; but so are these titties.

Find me on real_Twitter™️ if you’re not a coward.

This is a blue sky tweet.

🦋🦋🦋