For every retweet this gets I will donate a kidney

I might be Governor of Minnesota, but we all know who runs the world. Welcome to Minnesota, Beyoncé!

Magic cat!

JD Vance You know what really bothers us about you, JD? Your blatant lies. Here are some facts for you.

.@BonIver, you made my kid Hope’s day. (Which means you made mine too.)

BREAKING: In a stunning new leak, this photo of Donald Trump and Kevin Roberts (the author of Project 2025) flying in Trump’s private jet has surfaced. Retweet to make sure everyone knows these two are inextricably linked.

Thank you and your big dick, Nick. Fly Eagles Fly.

Russia has a new flag.

Harris campaign with a lengthy response to Trump’s “very good, very normal press conference.”

Trump is making an adjustment to his story. He now says it was his helicopter that had an emergency landing.

Madame President Elect

Is Rudy Giuliani doing a Trump impression for the Elon Musk interview? I thwear it thounds like it.

While the loathsome piece of shit sells his stuff, Kamala Harris gives her's away. 🙌🙏👏👊🌊🇺🇸

pretty smart to call them both because it might be a real ghost or it could just turn out to be some dude in a mask

Some of the last veggies of the season. Sadness.

For some reason I thought Harvey Epstein was fictional. This is SOOOOO much funnier. Good luck, Harvey Epstein