There are only a handful of reasons to enter Pirate Madi mode. Black Flag Wrestling and $30/month for hyped up wrestling shows are only two of them.

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👉👈 Would it be okay if… If I dropped you on your head? Repeatedly? Cuz I’m gonna do it anyway but I thought I’d at least ask… >~< Obligatory “I’m the World Heavyweight Champion of OATH Pro Wrestling” line just in case people forgot that I am in fact good at this.

Wednesday is Wasteland/Meltdown day. Today is leg day.

Like Rán, goddess of the sea, I'm fixing to drag you under.

I walk the walk. I talk the talk. 12 years in this business. I’ve wrestled all over the world. I broke my neck, but I came back. I retired, but I came back. I AM professional wrestling. I’m known the world over. I AM THE GREATEST OF ALL TIGERS. (and OATH WHC too, jsyk) 😉

彼らはとても自信過剰です。 彼らは理解していません。 私たちは気にしません。 あなたは安全ではありません。

I'm sorry to have deprived you of another payday, Mr. Seal.

Red Hot Cloudy Lau ☁️

Ooo Orlando, if I claw my way into a title opportunity I am going to be going to Disney after directly just so you know and I really want to see the fireworks so let's make this happen

i’m sure every single one of you downright disgusting individuals have so many questions after me and the absinthe-fueled warrior laid waste to hana and tomoe. … to be fair, i think i have some too, to some extent. but what i’m sure of is… i’m right where i’m supposed to be.

それは良くないことだが、私たちは故意に彼らを傷つけたいのだ 😈😈

So this is my punishment for wanting to be a good friend to my bff?! Max Walker?! I’ve smacked Maxwell silly so many times it’s no longer funny. He’s lost many braincells since meeting me, and he never had that many to spare to begin with. Friday will be no different.

Poster girl, Rò. It’s finally MY time in 𝐙𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐖𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆. and quite frankly? I’m sick of waiting around and watching others get what I deserve.

Me. It’s going to be my time. Forget everyone else.

Man, whoever set this up... you're a sick fuck. And I appreciate that. Because if we replay that debut of mine from not that long ago, well... like I said then - have those stretchers ready. And if anyone is feeling froggy about what happened last Fusion... jump for me, bitch.