I’ve peaked again

My insane conspiracy theory is that the league keeps this guy employed just to lower resistance to robo-umps.

Scott Lincicome

One of the reasons I couldn’t be a pitcher is that in this situation, I’d be taking the batter’s side.

Just a hint: being an absolute garbage tier human being rarely helps your cause, no matter how just it may be.

Some of y'all will believe anything i swear to god

Great new rationale for work from home just dropped.

How have I not seen this before, this is incredible.

Because this is a completely normal and reasonable thing to do?