Squeakers: I just built a great nest of poop and feathers it's egg time. Also Squeakers: lays a broken egg on the poop grill and defend it.

I'm a fake cop.

Extreme diet day 2: I died of hungry. Also no energy drinks today? Poggies.

I accidentally 69$ of nuts from Amazon today.

I got paid 10$ today for stream stuff. That awkward moment you realize you can't even buy a small Big Mac meal for 10$ Then it hit me. A lot of streams don't even make 10$ of income. I am streaming for hours and not even earning a meal! Thankfully I do it for fun, not Big Macs

What's the chances I tweet about not being about to make enough for a Big Mac per stream the day before a big McDonalds/Twitch event...

What do you like to get/eat for your birthday meal considering it may be your last?

Happy streamaversary baking :) No problems were had. These aren't poisoned.

It's time to start XCOM 2: 2 SUPER 2 EARTH twitch.tv/zealouszam

I made dis.

Literally me.

Lets be real guys, we all say we're moving to the new social and then in a week it'll fade into obscurity again

Yesterday was lady finger carrot. Today is a half dover carrot. What is the difference?

This is a psyop to make your monster grow.

Me: removes honk cooldown Chat: !honk for days My dms days later: happy honks giving, honk honk honk, Goose gifs Me:

... am I supposed to want Discord Kittens?

Which sport is the worst?

Snow killed my garden prematurely :(