😺✏ — “Well, becoming Emperor of the galaxy is certainly up there.” #curiouscat curiouscat.me/Zealot_General…

Arrives on the TL. Sees Bug getting spanked by his doppelgänger. Goes back to bed.

Sips caff. It’s too early for this nonsense.

Jedi think too highly of themselves.

If you’ll excuse me, I have some new weapons to equip the First Order soldiers with.

He should be more worried about how many are rolling their eyes behind the Captain’s back.

"The First Order wants you to wash your hands and be safe!"

‘Polishing BB-8.’ Is that what the kids are calling it now?

Kylo: *hugs Hux* Hux: *shoves him away* Hux: What is this!? Kylo: Affection? Hux: Disgusting. Hux: . . . Hux: Do it again.

😺✏ — "Your childish games bore me, but if I must choose... Fornicate with that guy over there, enter into a sexless marriage of convenience with Ren and murder Dameron in cold blood." #curiouscat curiouscat.me/Zealot_General…

"Well marriage generally implies some sort of sex life, or romantic attachment to your spouse. I felt it prudent to disprove such notions."

"Because it was a thought experiment with limited options?"

"No."

|| Resetting Hux to factory settings (not deleting any tweets tho) He's back to being General Hux with his old layout.

Gloats in 6’1

How do I keep managing to attract these infuriatingly arrogant, snarky, (and handsome), dark-haired men into my life!?

Getting ready for his shift, hoping it will be productive and that Ren won’t throw him across the room today.