FAM-UH-LEE 💀💀💀

I'm flabbergasted. Is this true?

I be acting like a nigga but if I get done up I get stank with a quickness.

And don't let me put on some sunglasses, lmao

Feeling prissy 😬😂

This life shit a whole trip and a half . Lmao like wtf IS this shit??

Lmao waiting for my beam up 👽🛸

When I go to people houses I check under their sink & bathroom cabinets for bleach so I know who I'm dealing with 🙃

They need to make the grinch a real horror movie lol I would love it

Busting a nut is like putting on a shield of serotonin.

A nut a day keeps the bullshit away.

Lawdhamercy

Mental health milestones are the best 😭🥰

friend soulmates are a thing.

This was posted in one of my fb groups 'casually mentions they're better than you' but I agree.

Currently have a fresh cotton candle going in my room & it's a vibe 🥰😍

I SWEAR TO GOD. Sometimes, actually, most of the time, shit be so simple.