Homemade sauce and a Yankees win! It’s a great fuckin night!

Guys should I DM Fallon and Marcello while they’re behind home plate and ask them if Lorne will read my packet?

Anyone want to go to Toronto this weekend?

This is so gross. Walter Cronkite is spinning in his grave. Do we have a wellness check on Dan Rather?

Bought coffee with a couple of these just the other day…

GOOD! I loved this film.

Yes!

Luke is on a roll. I fuckin love this!

Just applied to the Apple TV Directors Program! Fingers crossed fam...

Anyone else wide awake cause their smoke detector decided to have a midnight low battery warning?

Just in time for spooky season! I missed this in theaters, so excited to watch it now! 📺🎙️😈

A lot of new followers! Here's a piece to get to know me: #EverythingsFine: A Panic Attack in D Major is an original musical I wrote/directed to unpack anxiety and mental health. It was my MFA thesis and won the Television Academy's student Emmy for comedy! youtu.be/Hw6AsAL77OA?si…

One of the funniest episodes of The West Wing was about Bartlett shuffling ambassadorships around as a way to get a pain in his ass out of the country…

These Fox “teach old people how to use a QR code to buy “4Patriots survival food kits” is the funniest fucking thing.

It’s the rally cap portion of the night. Ugh.

You’re not gonna win a game with only 4 hits… it’s that simple.

Can anyone get me one of the phantom “Yankees won” hats that will end up in Africa next week?

Very normal to announce to the world that a medicine is dangerous and then spend the next few months asking your team to find literally any proof that it’s true

Trevor is pretty perfect here: youtu.be/U9bfuM7YR2U?si…