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Madman Szalinski just fell to his knees in the chapel

A midnight special. Valentine’s Day may be over, but we’re still playing matchmaker. Mystery opponents. Mystery matches. One night only. See you soon.

Also coming soon: Two new traditions begin. High risk, high reward. 16 wrestlers. 2 nights. The DGJC debuts this Spring.

Eight enter. One survives. One night of pure ultraviolence. And at the end of it all, only one will be crowned The King of the Kill.

I’m going to keep pitching this

I’m restarted. docs.google.com/document/d/1-K…

Remember to hit your manic break on the TL an hour earlier tonight. It's spring forward.

pro wrestling's sweetheart

Who amongst us hasn't kissed two iterations of Kowloon Zombie

The results for the mystery show...the BLIND DATE SPECIAL are now live and available for viewing! The first DEATHGRAPS show of 2025! docs.google.com/document/d/1fi…

Maybe the real Couples Curse was the systemic intolerance we encountered along the way.

I'm not sure Tommy understood the assignment on the whole Couples Crown thing.

loving your new catchphrase

If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a ring with Erik Holland, Johnny Amazing, and Jackie Fowler, I would shoot Jackie twice. Luckily, it's a triple shot weekend.

“Current girlfriend”. So it’s getting pretty serious. You better make her your interim wife.

Worried you’d forget the anniversary?

That’s crazy. I never noticed.

Bob's just a kid. He'll bounce back. But my relationship with Tom may never be the same. Storming Wall Drug to cost Tom the match and get him the help he needs (precisely 16 hours of a relationship seminar) was, I fear, the last romantic gesture I had yet to try. And it failed.

Appreciate the wellness check, Claire, but touch a hair on my star pupil's head, and you will suffer the consequences.* *Only valid at participating locations. Not available in Alaska, Hawaii, or Nebraska.