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Zack Bornstein

@zackbornstein

Emmy-losing Writer/Director/Comedian (#Shrinking, @nbcSNL, #StrangePlanet, @Netflix, @Hulu, @Dreamworks, @JimmyKimmelLive, @NewYorker)

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The US government’s Cookie Safety and Security board: • Cookie Monster • 4 hungry toddlers • Me after skipping lunch then ripping a bong • YouTube guy whose whole channel is just him eating lots of cookies • A cartoon car that uses cookies as fuel