literally both these are Trump

simply sick to my stomach feeling hope again, it’s like eating meat for the first time in 20 years, my body is confused

they’re so racist they’re finally admitting biden was democratically elected

uh oh republicans learning about time

Trump: You have to get out and vote. You won’t have to do it anymore. Four years, it will be fixed, it will be fine. You won’t have to vote anymore.. In four years, you won’t have to vote again.

get in we’re getting dysentery

“stop calling us weird”

lmao they think we’re still gonna have winter in 2034

Impressive messaging pivot for Republicans to go from “I’m not weird” right into “Biracial people don’t exist”

if Pelosi is able to land us both Kamala and Walz, she should be able to insider trade no problem for the rest of her life

absolutely sickening levels of hope and joy happening in the democratic party right now

my cat before she throws up:

we are witnessing the most extreme flip of “its so over”/“were so back” in american history

Last time you were president we had to order 100,000 extra body bags from Canada bc we kept running out

can’t wait for the guy who can’t run a livestream to put a microchip in my skull

me after firing off a banger in the group chat but no one is haha’ing it

Just realized my cats probably think I spend 10 hours a day in the garage

wouldn’t call dumping a bear in Central Park “a normal life”