Some young friends I have met .. remind me of the good old ways. When hearts are more important than heads.# especially hairdressers heads

Jjust when everything is so simple.. that's when its the most complicated.#life sucks

I'm cleaning the toilet after midnight.. that's when I have my most profound thoughts. It's too bad when I'm done I forget them all# gethigh

I wanna have a bonding experience with my Rocky.. so I figured.. him . Benadryl.. me.. just good and high. We can look into our souls#alive!

Just when I catch on to the newest trend.. it changes.#zzzzz_zz

When it feels good.. it shouldn't feel so bad.. unless she's over eighteen.# uhhuh

whats he thinking. rehashing the whole time that he ruined the very thing she holds dear and sacred...# hmmm twitpic.com/6a1izf

People tell me to follow my dreams.. but dreams are so hard to follow.. especially when they take quik turns and run from you.# livindreams

We have one followers.. you and I.. I wantto follow morecan't think of any good ones. When you pulled me up it brought everything ever said?

Where can I rent a robot to do my job# I just love standing behind the chair! #actually I really do.

My sisters dog decided to go on vacation.accept it was not planned,the destination was unknown, and a return ticket wasnt booked#comehomeboy

Some may notknow of dietcoke.. but I have cradled the twoliter in the earliest of mornings and found comfort with its coolness and caffeine.

A man needs time away to sort his thoughts..to find himself.but he can get lost doing so. And then someone reaches out and brings him home.

A warm sun reflects.. the two are what we've done... Then they see what we be done.. take another.. take the forgotten.. good.. good bye.

If you give it its time then you will fall

Thru falling from thrx sky.. there we ill be. Retaliation....

I'm getting so old someone needs to remind me.# 35bday

when I wake up I always have a pain..its somewhere..don't know where yet.. but there is one.. cause there always is.#can'tliveforever

Zombie dreams are better than the movies.. I wanna make out a chick that likes to bite harder than i do.

Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold pint and another one.