Zach Heefner (@zach_heefner) 's Twitter Profile
Zach Heefner

@zach_heefner

Yuppie. Corporate Sellout. Amateur Humorist.

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Ah Yes, Saturdays are Made For Dads! (@and_dads_car) 's Twitter Profile Photo
Ah Yes, Saturdays are Made For Dads!
@and_dads_car

6 years ago

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ESPN
@espn

6 years ago

Jim "Mattress Mack" McIngvale, owner of a furniture store in Houston, placed a $3.5M bet on the Astros to win the World Series. It's one of the largest bets ever taken by a U.S. bookmaker 💰 es.pn/2pbVYLl

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Fred MyLeg
@foxygrandpa62

6 years ago

*heavy breathing* hiiiiiii Kevinnnnnn

*heavy breathing* hiiiiiii Kevinnnnnn
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jan itter
@peterjmarshall

6 years ago

HEY, EVERYBODY! IT'S LEIF ERIKSON DAY! HINGA DINGA DURGEN!!

HEY, EVERYBODY! IT'S LEIF ERIKSON DAY! HINGA DINGA DURGEN!!
Mike Askew ⚡️ (@thelaikamike) 's Twitter Profile Photo
Mike Askew ⚡️
@thelaikamike

6 years ago

Unfortunate story layout on Apple News this morning.

Unfortunate story layout on Apple News this morning.
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string
@propjoesays

6 years ago

hot girl summer is over fat boy fall has begun

Fred MyLeg (@foxygrandpa62) 's Twitter Profile Photo
Fred MyLeg
@foxygrandpa62

6 years ago

uhhhhhh.........I can explain.

uhhhhhh.........I can explain.
Fred MyLeg (@foxygrandpa62) 's Twitter Profile Photo
Fred MyLeg
@foxygrandpa62

6 years ago

THE TRUTH WILL BE REVEALED

THE TRUTH WILL BE REVEALED
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Alex Ernst
@alexernst

6 years ago

HOW TO GET FREE CANDY FROM CANDY MACHINE!! WORKS EVERY SINGLE TIME

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College GameDay
@collegegameday

6 years ago

Dinkleberg ... 😡

Dinkleberg ... 😡
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MLB
@mlb

6 years ago

ALTUVE FOR THE PENNANT!!!!

ALTUVE FOR THE PENNANT!!!!
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Houston Astros
@astros

6 years ago

We're going back, to #TakeItBack!!

We're going back, to #TakeItBack!!
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Le$ 🥩x🦐™
@steakxshrimp

6 years ago

🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽

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James Harden
@jharden13

6 years ago

🗣Take it back!!! 🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️💨💨💨💨💨!!!!!! Congrats Houston Astros !!!! #BigMood

🗣Take it back!!! 🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️💨💨💨💨💨!!!!!! Congrats <a href="/astros/">Houston Astros</a> !!!! #BigMood
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Houston Astros
@astros

6 years ago

American League Champions. #TakeItBack

American League Champions. #TakeItBack
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Noah Rothman
@noahcrothman

6 years ago

No one knows how much bacon we have.

No one knows how much bacon we have.
Zach Heefner (@zach_heefner) 's Twitter Profile Photo
Zach Heefner
@zach_heefner

6 years ago

This was more important to me than winning the Series. I’m still disappointed how this was initially handled. I still don’t like Osuna in our organization. But this needed to happen and the organization was right in admitting fault. I hope we’re better in the future.

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Fred MyLeg
@foxygrandpa62

6 years ago

ooooOooOOo I’m the Flying Dutchmannnnn OOOooOoOoo I don’t know WHO I ammmmmmm

ooooOooOOo I’m the Flying Dutchmannnnn OOOooOoOoo I don’t know WHO I ammmmmmm
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Zach Heefner
@zach_heefner

6 years ago

When your wife wants you and the cat to dress up for Halloween 🎃 #yeehaw #spookyscaryskeletons @ Savannah, Georgia instagram.com/p/B4TPWO1DYyAd…

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Zach Heefner
@zach_heefner

6 years ago

Furry Christmas 🎄😸 @ Savannah, Georgia instagram.com/p/B6gyWU3DLP1P…