Introduced my niece and nephews to Radiohead so I guess I'm an Uncle Thom now fml

What Amber Guyger thought the Castle Doctrine meant:

Current situation:

Some sweaty guy just stormed in and asked for “any Jennifer Lopez movie” before it “wears off”.

I'm not the funniest person at my day job anymore gonna get a part time job to workshop and hopefully I'll be back to headlining by Fall🙏

Grocery store workers being heroes means using self-checkout is stolen valor

made a Rube Goldberg machine

Black folks: "You're terrorizing us." White ppl:

When you owe someone $20 and they say they're coming by tonight to pick it up

Cops be like “I can’t be racist, my wife’s eye is black”

The only thing anime niggas and hotep niggas agree on

Chicago is the 90's Bulls of having rats

Is this what it feels like to leave a toxic relationship but y'all live together and have two months left on your lease

This is how Dunkin' makes your coffee if you're lightskinned fml🤦🏾‍♂️

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#dccomics really gonna try and tell us a guy whose super power is prep time doesn't go down on ppl🤦🏾‍♂️

Does everyone else take the paper cup left after eating a muffin/cupcake and gnaw on it like chewin tobaccy or am I the only real nigga here?

The main thing I miss about dating another POC is that when we went out to eat we were BOTH treated poorly