BYE YOU UGLY BITCH

Life’s too short, eat dessert first.

Someone: What do your tattoos mean? Me: I had money and no one stopped me…

If I’ve ever spoken to you, you own me a Christmas present. Only In the form of Money and Booze.

Not this yea bish

I wanna eject but I don’t know why

Summers 🌞🌊🌻🍦

I’m very bad at doing dumb things, like walking, counting, spelling…

I have a playlist dedicated to every thought I have about you.

Today I feel like deleting a few people

I’m either getting old, or I’m exercising too much… I think too much exercise…

What does getting gas and going to the toilet have in common?? You only go when you can’t risk it anymore.

Human engineering is what intelligent people call manipulation.

Might cancel this year’s subscription, The trial so far isn’t any good.

My toxic trait is thinking I will always get picked… Last.

Is Gabrielle gets in the way of me and my girl, imma fight the wind.

Your ability doesn’t decrease just because of someone’s inability to acknowledge it.

He didn’t waste your time sis, He got to know you & didn’t like you.

Dunno why I’m here really

The word “literally” needs to be deleted from the English vocabulary.