My face during a 25 minute zoom call while my phone buzzes 43 times for emails.

Pope on his way to unplug the AI priest

I just don’t buy this idk like no matter how much science there is to back it up i have a gut feeling this didn’t happen

Say what you will about TikTok or menthol cigarettes (not a fan of either one!) but it’s amazing that domestic policy is only ever about taking things away.

Imagine if Princess Diana had been here to fight for us during Covid

If everybody was as nice as me a lot of problems just wouldn’t exist but then what would we talk about

I need to get back to working a single digit number of hours per day.

It’s freezing this morning, thank you Josh Rugger for confirming the rest of the day will have bussin vibes. I needed that.

A Thatcherite privatization of the Vatican for quick cash would help exactly zero starving people and then for the rest of history the great works of art that currently belong to all of us would be the private playthings of tech billionaires. Gotta keep saying this.

If you’re borrowing money to go to an elite school and you haven’t spent an extensive amount of time around rich people to desensitize yourself you are going to hate your life.

Grateful for Jake for introducing me to Tubi.

You’ll regret saying “sell the Vatican, sell the Vatican!” when Elon Musk buys it and moves into the apostolic palace.

You must have been disappointed to arrive at the Vatican only to find out that the Shroud of Turin is located in Turin.

A lot of people who found success in fields outside their degree path have decided that college had no impact on their trajectory in life, so they’re big into telling young people to skip college.

At least he didn’t wear grandmother’s lace

It’s literally just going to work

I didn’t cry when any of my grandparents passed away but last night I was trying to recap to my roommate that part of Shallow Hal where Jack Black goes to the children’s burn victim ward and I had to pause and collect myself twice

Joe Biden was 79 years old when he became president. Never think it’s too late.