This retrograde had fentanyl in it.

The flight attendant informed me that a man from the back asked if he could sit in the empty seat next to me. She said “and before you answer, I took a picture of him for you to decide 😏” Black women helping Black women 🤝🏽

2020 was actually hilarious when you think about it like white people would log on and be like “IT’S MY BIRTHDAYYYYYY” and immediately get cursed out and told to read the room 😭

not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out

I die everytime and it’s been about 382 times 🤣

Me after my FaceTime call gets declined

The fact that the port of the brawl in Montgomery Alabama was the same port where slaves were separated from their families before being sold just makes that ass whooping 100x better. THAT WAS AN ANCESTRAL ASS WHOOPIN

Tariq Nasheed 🇺🇸

Tariq Nasheed 🇺🇸

SKEEYEE

Tell the department of education to get my loans from Ukraine

Idk but I can do this

May my own children laugh at the suggestion of debt like this.

if you’re not ready to consider my feelings in almost everything you do, it wont work for me. because im very considerate, i never want the person i love to feel like i dont & i never want to love someone & not feel loved. consideration is up there with loyalty if you ask me

Nobody is working harder than whoever took over at Coach.

If dinner is at 8, I need to be ready by 7:30, which mean I need to start my makeup at 6:30, and be showered by 6, which means I need to be done picking an outfit by 5:30, so I need to be home and in position no later than 4:30. Gotta work backwards, and now that’s a whole day 💀

me when nardo said “what tf is that”

Nobody: Black People as soon as Alicia Keys tried to hit that first note:

Verizon paid Beyoncé $30 mil for a commercial but be harassing me about a phone bill