My brand is running a bath with the purpose of shaving my legs and then laying in it until the water gets cold and saying fuck it to shaving my legs.

The plot of every Hallmark movie is about a career woman who is too busy for love but she has to move to a small town where a handsome local bachelor teaches her about the true spirit of the holiday. It starts snowing and they kiss. There is also a dog.

Went into my local Walmart on the eve of Thanksgiving. Failed to get hit by a car. Devastated.

imma be alright.

Meredith and Riggs not working out was more devastating than her and Derek. Cause like can she not catch a fucking break guys?

Except I’m 23.

Thank you BuzzFeed. I’m going to print this up and re-read it the next time I get pissed off at him.

a question to ask yourself today: how would the best version of myself handle this? how would the most loving, kind and well intended state of yourself react/speak? do that. you already know what you should do, but it might be hard. whatever happens today, handle it with grace.

Offset is a prime example of how it’s all fun and games until you lose your bitch 🤣💀💀🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

Fuck

Anyone else watching A Million Little Things?

Still feels like October.

I’m doing a thing now where I sleep 20 mins to an hour and can’t go back to sleep? In short: I’m thriving.

I always regret the messages and posts I send from 3-5 AM. Just know that I’m basically drunk from not sleeping and I have the best intentions. 💕💕💕

So last night I met the human form of Siri😂😂😂