Who will commission my dating show Fur-st Dates, in which dog owners mingle and adorable pets run around?

no I really love this

Jasmine’s hilarious, hope she doesn’t let up with the Take That jokes #LoveTriangle

And are you ALL DJs? 😂 #LoveTriangle

Tori is every girlfriend you’ve had who can’t see she’s dating Bluebeard but you can only make hints or she’ll cut you off #MAFSAU

I’d love to speak to any self-employed Brits who have moved to America if anyone is willing to have a chat and share some advice? Especially if you were a renter while living in the UK!

This #MAFSAU episode is so dull. Would rather see Lucinda marry herself

‘That’s interesting’ = a sure sign your date is not interested AT ALL #lovetriangle

How many people have you slept with (closest number)? #LoveTriangle

300 ??? ‘Who’s got time? Where are you doing your washing in this?’ Exactly #LoveTriangle

Jasmine talking about her hand on a date is exactly how I try to talk about my bipolar disorder on dates, if I judge it the right time at all #LoveTriangle

Seriously, why won’t the men on these shows do their shirts up?! #LoveTriangle

Ok, but how they know for sure