Heineken tastes like alcoholic ketchup

The Denver Nuggets are the NBA Champions!!! It's the first time in franchise history. Sensational!!!

Power Trip at the Metro, I think my ears still aren't right

Reporter: "Is it hitting you that you're an NBA champion yet or you still need time?" Aaron Gordon: "You want to know what's hitting me is those Modelos." 🍻 🤣 (via Nick Rothschild)

That didn't take long smh, streaming is becoming the worst, if they drop Venture Bros I'm gonna riot

*Screaming* "THE PLURAL IS ACTUALLY JOHNS WICK, NOT JOHN WICKS"

Put the ai in a room with me for two seconds and i will teach it true pain. I will have it eating treats out of my hand like a dog

I miss when you used to be able to watch Thursday Night Football on Amazon with the two UK announcers, I think their names were Tommy and Davy or something like that, loved them

I want to smoke the Mario cigarettes

RIP Peter Steele

putting on the jnco jeans with the words "cars 2" printed up the side so i can walk to the diner & grab a handful of those chalky ass mints

Gimme the cube ice Shock me

Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Chicago Bears defector.com/why-your-team-…

It’s Bean a Little Stormy this morning. Wednesday in the South Loop at 10:33am. #lightning #news #ilwx #chicago #weather

"i am not interested in Politics ." - guy who just suicide bombed luigis mansion

"Gov just printed 100s more of $ today. It would be sad if it werent pathetic" - Dr star wars the worlds foremost reviewer of star wars shit

Thunderous Thursday. Another Triple Lightning Strike across the Chicago skyline this morning. Sears Tower, Trump Chicago and the Hancock. #storm #lightning #weather #news #ilwx

every time i view sponsored content i experience an Awakening—i envision a spectrum of brand curated, tailored realities and get an Erection

It was great seeing Stephen Sajdak at Reggie's shredding on guitar and wearing the ACAB shirt

Driving my 2003 beige Lincoln TownCar through the county side eating a large brick of white chocolate listening to piano music