Waiting for the new headline: #Bitcoin "CRASHES" from $101,000 to $85,000. Save the tweet.

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I’m happy you’ve had a change of heart, I think you should apologize for this?

Now and then X has its moments:

If you saw $928 on the ground, would you pick it up? GO Toronto Blue Jays

Mike Johnson anytime Trump says anything:

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Learned my lesson about betting early NBA player props, and early college football season. Otherwise, the past month has been pretty solid 🫡

a prediction market event contract that pays out based on which pocket the ball lands in. who's building this

Hear that folks, after you get your DOGE & tariff checks, Fort Knox is audited, Greenland is purchased, Hillary goes to jail, and the swamp is drained Trump is getting rid of the income tax in a country where he just signed a $7 trillion budget. I, for one, totally believe him.

Doing the meme

The @ryanair CEO Michael O'Leary is hilarious, just like their twitter account stuffing Elon in a locker

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I spent 100 hours over the past week researching, writing and editing the piece we just put out. It’s a scenario, not a prediction like most of our work. But it was rigorously constructed, dismissing it outright requires the kind of intellectual laziness that tends to get

HOW COULD YOU FORGET TO INCLUDE ‘MAKE NO MISTAKES’ ON THE FUCKING PROMPT

asking Claude to create a prompt for my other Claude