Greetings to all my darling, high-born charges. And Jon Snow. What advice or courtesy do you need from your septa?

@DevotedDevan While "Stupid" isn't a terribly courteous term, I recommend "obstinate", dear.

@DevotedDevan Insults are not very courteous... Though I should find something about them that is unflattering and compliment them on it!

@DevotedDevan An example: "Oh! King Tommen! Your rounded belly jiggles ever so delightfully!"

@DevotedDevan King Tommen A darling boy(?)

#SeptaSays Admit nothing.

A modest, holy woman needs a profile picture not. #AlsoSeptaPicsAreHardToFind

Seven save me. I've killed him. GrandMaester Pycelle

@DevotedDevan Well the Seven certainly don't put food on my table ;)

Ahh, a delightful morn! Tell m, sweetlings: have you need of any guidance from your sweet septa?

@DevotedDevan The best you can do is show him how special he is and that you only have eyes for him. Which is true, yes? #CrazyEyes

@DevotedDevan Tommen's Shadow Septas never tell :x