——— 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐥 𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬 ——— 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗵𝗲𝗿. 𝗙𝘂𝗿𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿. 𝗙𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿. 𝘊𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘍𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘺. 𝘚𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘊𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘺. 𝘔𝘪𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘋𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘭. ♡ + ↺

Rolls over after calling frigga and Uber out of my bed. “You hear something mama Odin?”

Yeah because Asgard is still standing… oh wait. Oof.

Number of realms saved. Tony: 1 Loki: 0

…why all this drama 😳

Well I have to admit, I don’t know too much about fashion so I use a cheat code… I just buy whatever costs the most. Usually it ends up working out.

Probably try and fall to rule over someone. Again.

(( anyone: shows tony concern tony, emotionally ruined: what the fuck

Wait there’s a race war about to pop off? 😂

Like when thanos exposed your choking kink? Or we still not talking about that?

Literally no one enjoys vanilla sex. Life’s too short.

Your face.

So mischievous.

That’s when my second secret weapon comes in handy. I look good in pretty much anything. Still it wouldn’t hurt to have a fashion forward innovator like yourself on my side. We should talk business.

Clearly obsessed with me and it shows. That’s fine though, you could be addicted to worse things.

I don’t even know what’s going on but, yes.

Pls, you’ve met Rogers. Some of my closest acquaintances are jokes.

ɪ ᴛʀɪᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ɢᴏɪɴɢ, ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ɴᴇɪɢʜʙᴏʀʜᴏᴏᴅ ꜱᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ, ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ’ꜱ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ’ᴠᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ. Single Ship: 𝓖𝒘𝒆𝒏. SL/Banter Mature themes Descriptive #MVRP #DCRP

*Taps mic Ahem. This thing on?