how the fuck do you even begin to combat this degree of misinformation? this is the wealthiest guy on the planet who gets billions in govt subsidies openly lying abt immigrants and the dems on the #1 podcast days before the election.

BREAKING: I’ve started drinking. 🍷

Ladies and gentlemen, I did it. I cooked, the PERFECT steak. flawless. just a masterpiece. Chefs kiss 🤌

"the road to 270" more like the road to blow my brains out

Something happy while waiting for numbers! Dreaming of fall tour in like 10 days! Dave Matthews Band

Enter Russia

Feels like the lesson right now is that men hosting podcasts was a terrible idea

Weird times.

It’s just like yeah you can blatantly lie and r*pe and be openly racist and babble incoherently with no actual plan to help your country, and most of America will still love you! How the fuck did we get here yall are fucking FRIED

🗣️🗣️🗣️

Imagine thinking education is the enemy. We almost deserve it at this point

Philly, Detroit and Milwaukee have a chance here to save our democracy.

you stupid fucks complained about a demented 80 year old man being president for 4 years then elected a demented 78 year old man to be president.

Hey Republicans, please pay attention to how we *don’t* storm the Capitol because our candidate lost.

Elections have consequences. The Supreme Court will be changed for a generation. I’ll never see a moderate court again in my lifetime. Alito and Thomas will step down and Trump will appoint 40 year old partisans to the bench. The damage he is about to inflict on our institutions

The absolute dumbest motherfuckers you knew from high school got their way.

To believe in this livin’ is just a hard way to go

Man, the highs and lows of this year have been astronomical.

I don't have anything nice to say about half of America right now so I'm logging off and going to do a crossword puzzle instead. Be nice to yourself today 💙