Lovely tha

Me and the boys going into Tesco after forgetting our masks

Get, & I can’t stress this bit enough, fucked.

Meanwhile at Downing Street

To the people who say the UK have no culture, let me present a pub celebrating over a Tipping Point winner:

The Oscars were crazy last night

🤝✅

Jackie fucking long throw

3 million quid for 90 minutes of Anel and two finishes… you wouldn’t get that return from Mia Khalifa 🤯

If Sander Berge is still a Blade when the transfer window closes we’ll give one of our 🇳🇴 🅂🄰🄽🄳🄴🅁🄱🄴🅁🄶🄴 T-Shirts away! To enter just Retweet & follow 𝚂𝙷𝙾𝚁𝙴𝙷𝙰𝙼 𝚂𝚃. 𝙼𝙰𝙶𝙽𝙸𝙵𝙸𝚀𝚄𝙴 ⚔️ 🛒 shorehamst.com/product/sander… #sufc #twitterblades

🚨 THREAD 🚨 In 2001, Portsmouth signed Robert Prosenecki 10 years after he finished 5th in the 1991 Ballon D’Or vote. If we had continued this tradition from then until today, here’s a list of the other players we would have signed 10 years after they finished 5th.

If Sander Berge is still a Blade when the transfer window closes we’ll give one of our 🇳🇴 🅂🄰🄽🄳🄴🅁🄱🄴🅁🄶🄴 T-Shirts away! To enter just Retweet & follow 𝚂𝙷𝙾𝚁𝙴𝙷𝙰𝙼 𝚂𝚃. 𝙼𝙰𝙶𝙽𝙸𝙵𝙸𝚀𝚄𝙴 ⚔️ 🛒 shorehamst.com/product/sander… #sufc #twitterblades

If Sheffield United win their two remaining games, they’ll have 94 points. That will be the biggest points tally of ANY 2nd placed team in Championship history. 94 points would have also been enough to win the league in 10 of the previous 18 seasons. #TwitterBlades

Wow.

@DarrenSmithTWIF something like this? Roy

Could everyone please stop doing jobs on Chris Wilder

Strange this is only getting announced now. Contractors have been working on it since November 🤔 Chopper

Hero 🫶🏼

Very clever of Selles, knowing he needs two new centres halves, to send out a car crash first defensive performance of the season to get the owners to pull cheque book out.