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Berts taking his head off, giving you all a glimpse of his secret hole. Young Chris Caine is secreting violent delicacies and I'm ejaculating full-grown men in the middle of the ring. The New Murder Junkies, kings road trios champions, cumming.

I’m the greatest DeathGraps Champ in history and I didn’t get a show named after me this is horseshit

Does it ever get tiring? Going from city to city, company to company, wrestling for every shit indie who uses their unemployment check to cover your booking fee? Keeping your name out there at the expense of risking burnout? Are you satisfied? Of course not! Is it enough? Never!

No one lasts forever doing that. Not me. Not you. No one. But they won’t listen to me. So tell them. They’ll listen to you.

Great, which retired talent is coming back for the payday and fucking over the rest of us? No, tell me. Because I dealt with Jersey Jim, then I had to deal with Lauryn Wolfe stepping back in like shit was sweet before fucking off again. It’s a goddamn conspiracy and I’m tired.

Young Arty you come back for Kings Road I’m crashing out I stg

Rebranding to Liquid Chris godbless

Really glad that young up and comer myo. can get a shot at the main event. Good to know they stepped up when the entire roster was asked about this opportunity! Unrelated but relevant question, did someone huff paint thinner and think this was 2022?

Look I know they wrote their name in sharpie on the whiteboard but you don’t have to keep them in the same spot. Buy a new whiteboard! They’ve got deals on Amazon!

I’m screaming into a void that stopped listening years ago but goddammit I gotta say something here

Damn I had money on the clown girl too

Maybe I’m just fucking stupid but Clitoris Slayer doesn’t sound like a good thing

Called that shit too

It’s simple. THAT IS MY FUCKING TITLE.

It’s more simpler, as a matter of fact STOLEN PROPERTY

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You can’t get rid of me you know. You can push me out of the spotlight and you can try to bury me deep down, but I’m still here. Still the greatest shame this company has seen, still the greatest champ you pretend doesn’t exist.

let’s get up close and personal