Hey Jonny Meat, your mother is so filthy that our phone sex gives me ear infections.

You’re so stupid you thought that Grand Funk Railroad was how James Brown was able to escape slavery

I have a great idea for a movie. It is Final Destination except every single character is played by Rob Schneider 🇺🇸. Get it out of our system that way…

Introducing the “you’re so ugly Bill Cosby gave you DayQuil” competition. Follow this insult comedy page and leave the sickest burn imaginable. The best burn by the end of the week gets fifty bucks.

Hey Conor McGregor, I heard your mama is so fat that when Scruff McGruff told her to take a bite out of crime the Hamburglar lost a leg

Hey Dr. Dre, are “beats by dre” headphones? When I hear “beats by dre” I only think about all of those poor women who filed domestics against you.

Which of these is more worthless and obnoxious? Single ply toilet paper or Dr. Phil’s wind pipe?

Announcing the winner of the “You are so Ugly Bill Cosby Gave you Dayquil” competition

Hippos are the only known animal that fart out of their mouth. In other news… scientists believe that your mother might be a hippo

Hey Nathan Diaz, your mother wasn’t my fifth grade science teacher but her mouth taught me more than I wanted to know about pollination. Best to Nick Diaz too! Lols

I refuse to believe that #mattewperry is dead. Maybe he is just going as a lily pad for Halloween…

Something I did in an MS Paint program. It is called “Finding God on an Acid Trip”

About forty hours in an MS Paint program. I call it “‘I Don’t Know’ isn’t the Name of a Fucking Restaurant, Bitch!!!” Like, share, and follow to support my debauchery

Visiting the grave of my former neighbor. I miss this beautiful man

Like, follow, and share. Help me build this page so I can share my comedy. Every time you share this page a wuss cries in their Fruity Pebbles.

Someone flagged this painting as being “sensitive content. You wusses are precisely why this page is necessary. We don’t like wuss weasels here

How Nana is able to afford them Christmas presents

I believe it was my Great Uncle Dartmouth who said “It is all fun and games until someone takes a splooge rocket in the eye!!!”