chemtrails r literally SO pretty, clear blue skies have no pizzazz.

doing my best type beat; trying my darnest maxxing; giving it thee ol' college try core.

i like that the government gives us botanical gardens as a treat, they're literally SO real for that ❤️

imagine if Paw Patrol existed in the aughts??? like REALLY existed... those blimy fuckers would of reeked hAvoc on thee iraq war

i just learned its part of the human condition to not pay attention to the sounds of birds even tho they're all around us... its like what else r we not paying attn to haha anyway unrelated but has anybody else's sense of smell been irrevocably altered for the past 5 yrs??? haha

not ONCE have i succumbed (succame??) to transgender urges and God STILL made me allergic to pollen like you common folk???? honestly... Not Cool man 😡

you think i really care where my designer handbag is Really made? you think i give a damn about a grammy- half you critiques couldn't even stomach me, let alone stand me 😏

THCa is not in the bible... therefore i do not believe in it.

the cooler a girl is, the more asexual she is.

how do i tell Girl i don't wanna go birdwatching i want to eat mdma & go laser tagging in an abandoned cathedral 🫤

svetlana<3 the year is 1967, it's the summer of love & you place a tab underneath a pretty girls tongue beneath a sycamore tree; as the psychedelic warmth kicks in she begins to tell u she's fled the kremlin & the grip of her father Stalins wrath to seek refuge in the us of a

it was early september and i was in 1st grade- i remember we didn't have to do work all day & only my 4 besties n i were left in class , we got to watch disney movies & play with the projector all day while the teacher kept leaving the room, :-) honestly 9/11 was like my 4/20

this is literally My Type

wait, maybe i'm not loved 😀.

woooOoah 😀 have you guys tried that new pringles chip flavor?! its actually pretty darn tasty, oh also not to be gay but its not reassurance if i was never once assured. im also too hot & bottled to the brim o' multitudes of whimsy to beg for lust. k i s s me Y O U f*cking fool

the air is dull, and music nauseates me. i long to play hopscotch @ the tippity top of a building's edge but mother goose hasn't flatlined so with a chest full of vape juice & mold i wait on baited breath. i dreamt i had a daughter- it might have been a nightmare but i forget.

ihatewhenpeopledontreadmytweets... i left my journal on your bedside table & you awoke w/ time to kill, my book was a blur as u ran to eat cake and watch commercials. no crime was committed, for lack of lust isn't punishable but i was left flopping n flailing like a parched fish

price your bodies in this tj maxx.

Why I bought a condo at Disney World

i can't tell if i've been clenching my jaw a lot this week or has it been like the past 6 years 🤔