When I was young, I dreaded WWIII as I knew it would destroy mankind. But this year I got to know mankind a little better. So bring it on.

I now have my own website! I made Graham buy the domain name. Check it out: yolavandgraham.com

Dear Stoke, FYI x.com/radiocitytalk/…

Need a last minute valentine's card to avoid being in trouble with your partner? Do not fear, I have the answer. .

@ellisandrose I will not. I'd rather die than contribute to the production of those awful suits.

@ellisandrose I was educated by the sea. My only skill is survival. You will need it in the coming years.

Great night at Liverpool Everyman & Playhouse theatres with The Film Book Club & Gary Lunt & Jamie Williamson but the questions were rather difficult 😉

Looking forward to trying new material and keeping warm Gary Lunt FirstDraftSN this Weds. Come and I will shake your comedy chakras

Thanks to everyone who came/performed at First Draft tonight. Top work @LivEveryPlate Yolav and Graham Rob Rhys Bond Shell Byron

sean 1 Liam 0 x.com/plutoRevenger/…

Hey Hull Truck Theatre Remember when you lent us some space to make stuff. Well we made it all the way to National Student Drama Festival #Hull2017 #WeAreHull

Can people please begin trolling me. I plan to reverse engineer my popularity.

Earlier this week I had a go Nina Conti🪼 stuff with my refugee puppet Bailey. Bailey and I aren't so different. Graham did the translation.

Not long til I do my happy go lucky go please save me style of comedy for @Johnmccreadie_1 and co!

@Johnmccreadie_1 Yolav and Graham I enjoyed the shouting!

@davidw3341 thanks. It's Graham isn't it, he's a bit odd.

@bdoyle458 Brian do you have any open spots where I can try new material?

I will be doing my infamous survival comedy at this new beast. You can eat pizza whilst I throw trauma at you. x.com/Mikethebear22/…

Rest In Peace #JerryLewis - I hear you were great in The Nutty Professor with Eddie Murphy. Wish I'd seen it.