Oh it’s going to be a terrible night for the Tories

lol. lmao.

I don’t think I will ever walk Route 66 IRL.

We did it Joe 🥲

Here are 7 adorable photos of dogs at polling stations across London. #dogsatpollingstations
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Roo’s first taste of fame 🐕

Hyperventilating.

A fellow Peterborian who was in the same little Saturday drama class as me🔥 I can’t cope with all this madness 🫶🏼

I VOT3 D0G #dogsatpollingstations

It feels unnecessary to have to go to an ADHD assessment when I should just be able to show a doctor this photo of the giant papier machier Hans Moleman head I once made.

Am I excited to go to the polling station to exercise my right to vote in this democratic nation, make the suffragettes proud, and not vote Tory? ❌

Or am I excited to go to the polling station because it’s the first time ever I have a DOG AT A POLLING STATION.

Maybe Wimbledon next year 🥇🎾

Eating mackerel out the pack for dinner

“Just a gentle nudge” implies that I am capable of a much harsher nudge.

That’s E. coli for you

Happy 1st birthday to the puppy 🥰

Kokomo by The Beach Boys is the song I imagine I’d get stabbed to death to. Just one last fuck you.

I registered to vote twice because I forgot I had already done it 🤡

Mine is falling over in the shower, hitting my head and dying in a really unsavoury position, and my next one is waking up to see a parliament of owls staring into my window at 1am.