There are too many cocks. Again. #wah2020

Booze your boos nonactives! Wah2020

Booze your boos nonactives! #Wah2020

Full Frontal Hegemony! #Wah2020

I like that moment when they peep into my eye and its pupil locked black infinity and ask if I am OK

Now. Popp'n one cherry tomato and two cheezits equals pizza gushers. Pick your own toppings.

TonightiTouchedTummiesWithTheeBestOfLafftownTooted@Cuties&KickedWickedw/aBesty&HungIzquierdaOnARojo@LocalCopShop#serialcomma#budget

Today's stunts will be done with a steady and jagged script.

The Weeknd at the cboard is novel and appreciated.

If you are making rhymes/lyrics with "instagram", you are doing it wrong.

My bedroom smells like somebody installed a fry station in a hockey bag.

"What did Hannah Arendt do to you?" - overheard in my dream.

From last night: "Pants = Meat Buckets"

From last night: "Fanny Pack = Moon Bag"

Thee Checkerboard shall be a Goth Bat Cave for the next 45 minutes.

Completion of my first dashi and miso have elevated my spirit.

Moustache trimmed + more(algebra) = why I am awake

Good morning

Bifurcated pee-pee. Always hilarious and panic inducing.

Interesting to hear explanations for speeding through neighborhood streets. Kids wear dark clothing w/o any shiney stuff. It's their fault.