Okay cha mir öpper dr Sinn drhinger erkläre, warum mä als päcklipöstler am Morge früeh 5x nachenand ohni pouse lütet? Isches zum sicher ga, dass de sicher oh jede wach isch?

The Northman? More like the Snoreman..

Working from 07:00-16:00 and then again from 18:00-23:00 is actually kinda exhausting.. who would've thought? 🤠

oh my fucking god why can't i take these goddamn fucking rollerskates off

E Chundin im Chino hetmer hüt e Loufbahnwächsu zum Edel-Sharmut vorgschlage.. 🤠 U wie loufts bi euch so? 👀

Wieso hesch ned hoi gseit Yanis ?

Sie säge i gseh us wie Jesus aber i wirde glich nie gnaglet.

Looking for an AMAZING game to play during the holidays? Mobius Digital Games was incredibly kind to gift me 1 Steam-Key for Outer Wilds to give away. 🛸 💗 RT to enter the #giveaway! (No locked accs) 📥 Respond with your favourite planet :) Giveaway ends on the 23th! #outerwilds

Got the good boy for the next 2 days, for him it's like a seminar in becoming an even better boy.

Let's start the week with some sad news... 😥 We're saying goodbye to our #TeamfightTactics athlete Yanis! We wish you the best and it has been a pleasure to have you at mYinsanity! 💙

Thank you mYinsanity As I won't be having enough time nor motivation to continue playing TFT competitively we mutually decided not to renew my contract. mYinsanity has been an amazing organization for me and I wish them the best of luck in the future!

Pride wtf

I've defended Lea a lot but this is sacrilege.

Rewatching Attack on titan be like:

3体合体！ #ゼルダの伝説　#ティアキン #ゲートガーディアン

Okay so.. earthquakes are pretty damn scary 🙃

"Players coming together accidently going for the ball, I don't want to see penalties given for!" ❌😤 The panel agree that Brighton shouldn't have been awarded their penalty 💬 #MOTD #BBCFootball