#568! I've heard of having cold feet, but cold TEETH?! Thanks, Medium Buddy Happy Full Fridge! YouTube dot com slash thesaurusofhumor

#5218! Kidnap my heart, why don't you?? Thanks, Medium Buddy Pta Szor! YouTube dot com slash thesaurusofhumor

#1860! All I want for my birthday is good grades and a new tax bracket! Thanks, Medium Buddy The Wizoid!

#2151! It's my birthday and I've finally discovered my true passion! Thanks, Medium Buddy Myself! YouTube dot com slash thesaurusofhumor

#2606! I love to laugh and I love to receive mail! Thanks, Little Buddy Mysterious Stranger! YouTube dot com slash thesaurusofhumor

#1181! Umpires are noble creatures. Thanks, Little Buddy Matthew Sisinni! YouTube dot com slash thesaurusofhumor

#1612! I've written the BOOK on umpires! Thanks, Little Buddy Kenny Daniel! YouTube dot com slash thesaurusofhumor

#3998! Do they have baseball in Switzerland? Thanks, Little Buddy Keenon Ribberink! YouTube dot com slash thesaurusofhumor

#5006! Maybe I should go back to high school... Maybe that's what the Jokerhound's nightmares are about! Thanks, Little Buddy Terry B! YouTube dot com slash thesaurusofhumor

#2822! I'd marry an umpire and I'd also marry an umpire's daughter. A whole family of umps! Thanks, Medium Buddy Steve Clouds! YouTube dot com slash thesaurusofhumor

#4188! Sail the seas so Santa can't find you! Thanks, Medium Buddy Raw Bacon! YouTube dot com slash thesaurusofhumor

#2734! Kiss and tell? How about "kiss and kiss again!" Thanks, Medium Buddy Happy Full Fridge! No more Twitter posts in the new year, so be sure to follow at YouTube dot com slash thesaurusofhumor

#1490! Be judicious and concise when making your Jokesmas request to Joker Claus! Thanks, Medium Buddy The Wizoid! Follow on YouTube for jokes in the New Year! YouTube dot com slash thesaurusofhumor

#1278! Two holidays for the price of one?! Spoken like a true Sagittarius! Thanks, Little Buddy Keenon Ribberink! YouTube dot com slash thesaurusofhumor

#2254! Don't sleepwalk through Hanjokeah! It's 8 full days, it'd be dangerous to sleep that long. Thanks, Little Buddy Terry B! Follow on YouTube because no more jokes on Twitter in the new year! YouTube dot com slash thesaurusofhumor

#1747! What's your favorite Hanjokeah song? Thanks, Little Buddy Kenny Daniel! YouTube dot com slash thesaurusofhumor for jokes in the new year!

#4350! The spirit of baseball lives in the menorah! Thanks, Little Buddy Zraderhold! YouTube dot com slash thesaurusofhumor

#791! Some cool mountain air helps the lungs with LAUGHTER! Thanks, Big Buddy Raw Bacon! YouTube dot com slash thesaurusofhumor

#3039! If your spouse doesn't think you're funny, I guess you can show them this video as a substitute? Thanks, Medium Buddy Happy Full Fridge! Starting in January, all jokes will only be on YouTube dot com slash thesaurusofhumor

#4101! Happy New Year Eve! Time moves in only one way (forward)! Thanks, Brand New Buddy Karlos Rene Ayala! This is the final joke I'm posting on Twitter! If you want to see the thrilling conclusion (in 7 more years), follow at YouTube dot com slash thesaurusofhumor