Can we take a moment to think about how devoid of thought this is?

USA players and caddies repeatedly having to shush the crowds tells you everything you need to know.

The man has a fabulous set on him eh

“It’s happening again” Translation: US players and caddies unable to act like adults when they’re losing. Shock. 😮

Americans losing. Embarrassing man-child behaviour ensues. Cotten, I’m shocked.

Losing ugly. Standard.

Cotton. I feel shocked.

Keegan’s plan for tomorrow: Bench JJ Spaun. Because it’s part of the plan. (This is a joke)

Hovland injury withdrawal gets half a point. Should we not just WD the rest of the matches and crack on with the rest of our Sundays? 😂😉 Just to be clear, this is a joke.

Absolutely insane take. It’s Rory’s fault for “allowing” his wife to attend a golf event. 🤦‍♂️😂

Thank f**k for that. I no longer have to delete the internet tomorrow.

Beautiful choice of photo. 😂👏

In today’s Ryder Cup news… The USA don’t care as much. Pre-agreed rules are bad as long as you’re losing. 15 - 0.5 isn’t 14.5. Harris English would have beaten VH 100%. Fan behaviour was Rory’s fault. Rory is a b***h. The UK isn’t part of Europe. I think that covers it… 🤦‍♂️😂

Dear America, Halloween is supposed to be scary / supernatural. You can’t just dress up as any old shite. 🤦‍♂️🙄

Even if you hate him, anyone saying anything other than four or five different moments of Rory’s Sunday at Augusta (take your pick) is lying. 🤷‍♂️