BBC News (UK)

Hiding in the toilet at work to watch Albania vs Croatia on my phone instead of grafting this afternoon

Gareth Southgate to his wife on Wednesday morning:

We are so back

Watching this without sound, you could easily assume it was the final rantings of a man arrested for driving his van into a mosque.

Ollie Watkins to the entire nation:

When you’re at a pub quiz and the question is which current Premier League striker was on loan from Exeter to Weston-super-Mare in 2014.

kamala right now

and if a bukayo saka bus, crashes into us

Raygun, I'm sure you're a sweet lady, but man... 😂😭 #BreakingForGold

Emilia Clarke says if West Bromwich Albion win promotion back to the Premier League they shouldn’t be allowed in. “They’ve had enough chances,” she said

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yoo wtf is my dealer doing 💀💀