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OpTic Furry®

@xxstayfurryxx

Imma Husky. My sarcasm and smart-ass attitude is my defense against drama, bullshit, and stupidity. | AD: @XxStAyFuRrYxXAD
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When you're chugging long islands with someone who's a teacher and you can't help but to think... " This guy is really a shaper of young minds? We're fucked."

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When you wake up because it sounds like someone's trying to break into your house. You get your gun and rush outside and yell, "FREEZE!" Point your gun down to only see it's 2 cats fucking. -_-

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Sticking a plunger on someone's face and then you have to explain how you confused them for a toilet because they're both full of shit. 😁

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*picking up a friend* Seatbelts everyone. Friend: I don't to wear a seatbelt. It's uncomfortable. Me: Do you have gun? Friend: Yes. If we get pulled over by a cop and I get fine for you not wearing a seatbelt I will literally beat you to death in front of the cop with ur own gun

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The second rule to a great party is fun party games. Spin the drunk Guy. Cards Against Humanity. And a shooting range. Because Guns and Liquor are a great combination when you're hammered!

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Rule number 3 for a good party. It's not official party till the cops show up! And as the birthday boy you get to tell him to finger your ass while they suck your cock!

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Friend: "Sorry I'm so late to the party but... OpTic I know you'll wanna sign this petition for banning gun.... I'm just gonna go...."

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Do you have a friend that's allergic to something yet they'll eat it once a month? Friend: "Oh that's what an EpiPen is for."

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"Out of all my furfriends I'm the normal one." Friend: "Dude 2 weeks ago I walked in and you were arguing with your tail." My tail started it but I finished it.