me to me : i love you but we gotta get our shit together

Nothing makes me giggle and blush more than when the girlies tell me I look cute. The female gaze >>>>>>>

“I could see myself living here” me in a different city for more than 24 hours

Oh she definitely did something terrible. I’m so scared for the next few episodes

Me lending myself money from my own savings

i love when people say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

She has Gucci showings at her house and buys her children penthouse apartments. We literally need her 😭😭😭 - or else it’s SHEIN swimsuits and Dlala Mshunqisi haircuts

Once you book a trip it be hard to focus on life 😭😭

Getting pretty and going on dates is my favorite thing to do. Friend dates. Brunch dates. Dinner dates. Whatever.

😭😭😭

7 May 2024: 100.9kg 03 June 2025: 75.9kg 🤙🏽

So it’s almost Foncity

The funniest possible outcome is definitely Trump deporting him.

Elon rn

Most dramatic friendship breakup in the history of friendship breakups.

I think I already need a bev’rage…

Ewww

maybe flowers love looking at you too

Buy back clause is indefinite in long term relationships kaloku.